This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
American Apparel is giving ugly white people too much confidence
The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool
when u just woke up and your mom is already talking shit
[inspects huge peanut m&m through jewelers loupe]: perfect clarity. perfect cut
I hope she shaves her arms
Stricter diet and cardio/abs!
Went from 145lbs-120lbs