SoFlo.

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

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kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

taint3ed:

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

"Nigga, what’s class?"

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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Y’all just now realizin that England is racist or?…

astrolocherry:

taureans are typically sensible and high functioning personalities. the only thing that really irritates them is somebody trying to disturb their peace. taureans cannot be rushed making a decision, because this decision will be final